Somewhere along the way, your hairline packed its bags and headed south, and now it’s thriving on your chin like it got a better offer. Respect to the beard. It’s doing great work.

But the top of the head? The bean? It’s out there exposed, catching every breeze like it’s trying to prove something. That’s where this beanie comes in.
Chin hairs: Let them rest in a sheisty. They’ve earned the warmth, the privacy, and the mystery.
The bean: Cover it with this jont. Instantly. Between the two, you’re fully handled from top to bottom, no matter what the hairline decided to do.

The colors are stellar, and the fit is just as good. It’s snug without squeezing, with a classic folded cuff that sits right and a timeless shape that works with everything from a puffer to a hoodie to “I just ran out to the store.” Soft, stretchy, double-layered, and warm enough that you’ll forget your scalp was ever a topic of conversation.

The Bean Specs:

100% acrylic (soft, stretchy, and warm)
Double-layer knit construction, because one layer of defense isn’t enough up top
Folded cuff for a snug fit and extra warmth
Classic, timeless silhouette that never gets old, unlike some of us
12″ (30.5 cm) in length
Blank product sourced from China

Cover the bean. Rest the beard. The hairline’s not coming back, but the drip is.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!